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The Count accepts inquiries from mortals seeking tax salvation. Describe your financial predicament and he shall respond — typically within one business night.

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Office Hours

Dusk to Dawn, Monday through Friday

Response Time

Within one business night

The Count does not accept walk-in appointments. His castle is not zoned for mortal foot traffic.

Count Tax Culia

Count Tax Culia

"Counting more than just coffins since 1347"

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